This didn't really suit your namesake.
No nutz in this pic.
im PRETTY SURE he didnt want that broke off and put in a fucking glass and shown to everyone ::grin::
That doesn't look like an 11.811 inch cock to me.
Maybe some of the Madville cock experts (cock-spurts) could elaborate on this.
It looks like they ripped out half his intestines. That doesn't count for length. I know I don't include that when I measure. 
The tatoo on top of this cock now reads WTRHAND, but when erect it used to say Welcome To Russia Have A Nice Day.
Good job call1800, and following what Jizzmasterzero said I officially declare you 1st Madvillian cock expert. Congats.
What, you are one of them too?::grin::
Here you go ::grin::
Who the HELL wants to look at Rasputin's dick?!?
And what the F*CK is some US museum doing with Napolean's weiner?!?
It looks like he could have used a trim.....
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Thank you I'm going to throw up now