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Mar 25, 04 05:01 pm
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in an unrelatated event, my neighbor's dog made a caca that strangly looked like george w. bush, proving that god does exist, and yes, hes located somewhere in southern california.

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pr0n surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear



Mar 25, 04 05:07 pm
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When I was 16, I went on a four wheeler, and got stuck, so I tried to back it up just using my leg strength, and got the word "YAM" - from Yamaha - burned into my calf. It's gone now. Praise be to Allah.

It's not what you do for a living, It's how well you do it.

 
Mar 25, 04 09:13 pm
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Reply to Pseudokrys:

Wouldn't it be "MAY?"

My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it.

 
Mar 25, 04 09:16 pm
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Reply to cinder:

That all depends on what angle you're at...LMAO

Actually, you ARE right. I stand corrected. Praise be to Cindallah.

It's not what you do for a living, It's how well you do it.



Mar 25, 04 06:19 pm
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"It was born with the words 'Allah' on one side and 'Mohammed' on the other."

Mohammed on the other side? That sounds a little fucking fishy to me.

"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens." - Hendrix



Mar 25, 04 06:20 pm
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' "This is clear evidence of God's existence," the lamb's owner Yahya Atrash told Reuters Television.'

No, this is clear evidence of your stupidity, and anyone else who believes this bullshit.







Mar 25, 04 06:32 pm
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some of these fuckers need to get a life. Do you know how many times I can look in the clouds and it looks like satan is fucking a lamb? even he has to scream oh god when he's coming.

Mind you when I saw those clouds it was with about 500 mics

[Comment was edited by halfpriced on March 25, 2004 at 06:37:59 PM]




Mar 25, 04 06:37 pm
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Stencil and a can of spray paint....

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Mar 25, 04 06:44 pm
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I think the owner of this lamb and the owner of thejesus tree should get together and tour. ::grin::

Constantly consuming. Conquer and devour....

 



Mar 25, 04 08:16 pm
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Reply to ZemRrushe:

They can tour bank builldings with the Virgin Mary on the windows


 
Mar 25, 04 10:56 pm
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There is a tree here that the devout Catholics claim has the Virgin Mary on it. I've seen it, and its (it was) a dump of lit candles and pictures, shoes, and shit you'd see at a yard sale. Eventually the city cut it down. MUAHHAHAHHAAAHAAHAAAA

Denial, justification, and half truths are the great cures. They cure you of guilt, responsibility, and accountability." -JMZ http://www.megavideo.com/?v=X6FP7M1A


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