There was a young man from Dorset, whose blue balls relieved when untying her corset...
Oooops! Chem trail components have now been exposed. But even after analysis, these dumb scientists will not realize the phsycoacoustic properties of the gel, and how it makes westerners think it is OK to personally and governmentally borrow money infinitely without any concern for paying it back.
fropfreak
Gargamel's Smurfy Mountain Oyster recipe may be useful.

Tiny blue balls, get it?