hey, it's a right. Not a privilege! 
fOx
In a few years we'll be hearing how the U.S. is so far behind the rest of the world in providing vacations for the unfortunate, immigrants, and the homeless. Obama will have a program that will send everyone, that can't afford it, to Hawaii without any addition to the deficit. He will be hailed as the second coming and his face will be added to Mt. Rushmore as a result. Change we can all believe in!
It's a trap! Those selected will have Moslem names and once they get to their destination, they will find out their passports have been revoked!
Lol, I hear as a security measure that everyone will have to eat a ham sandwich before boarding the plane.
mmmmm... ham. And BACON! NOM NOM!
fOx
You pass!
metallic
Please tell me this is satire. Has everyone lost their minds?