I would fill them with Hydrogen gas and let them fly free.
Well, I wouldn't have to purchase any for a couple years months weeks.
Because you are so fashionable?

I certainly would be...
That is, well - words fail me...
Set the record for how many I could where concurrently. Yah!
I think we have a winnar!

Gramps
That would be a great contest to enter....if you were a hooker.