And her recipe for ice cubes also mysteriously disappeared.
Evidently she was swimming in a pool of Semen... Then I can see that happening.
OMG! That is sooo funny. Gotta admit I'm glad I had boy babies, so they won't be gettin' preggers in motel pools or from public toilet seats.
I have heard the best reason for having a male child is you only have to worry about one penis. When you have a female child you have to worry about every penis in the world.
Yeps. But I got no worries 'cause they's smart young mens.
All hail the Polish Trial Lawyers Association for inventing yet another thing to extort business with. If the hotel is smart, they will settle out of court for 300K or so and much of the cash can go the Polish Communist organization, via the Polish Trial Lawyers Assoc, so they can destroy business so the Polish Trial Lawyers will no longer have anybody to sue. These trial lawyers are sharp as scientists, therefore few are conservative.
How does anyone even draw that conclusion? Oh, my daughter's pregnant? Well, she was swimming in a pool a couple months ago, that must've been it!
It's kinda like the immaculate conception.
I meant immaculate deception.
Seriously guys stop it! This happened to me once.... 
fOx
Uh, what exactly? Wait, no. Don't need to know. kthxbai
What did?, swimming in a pool of semen or getting impregnated?!
I knew you people wouldn't understand 
fOx
Heywood_Jablome
'The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there,' a travel industry source said.
I've always wanted to go to Egypt and see deNial.