I would never have admitted to painting my nails.
Not that I do that anyway. Really.
Did this happen to happen anywhere near far northwest suburban Lake Zurich?
Yep
Anita Zaffke, 56, of the 1500 block of Eddy Lane in Lake Zurich, died after suffering apparent chest and abdominal injuries from being thrown 200 feet from her bike about 5:30 p.m. at U.S. 12 at Old McHenry Rd., said Lake County's coroner, Dr. Richard Keller
Yep.
Not at all far from far northwest suburban Lake Zurich.

ZemRrushe
It always surprises me how news sources have no trouble with identifying the victim, but won't give the identity of the perpetrator.

This idiot needs a spin in the human blender.