PffffffT!
As the Zombie Queen I can write better zombie haiku's in my undead slumber.
Brainz, yum brainz, Ugh, brainz,
Oops there goes my arm dammit
Gimme your brainz NOW!
Drip drip goes your blood
Rip goes your throat when I bite
Swallow, your brainz gone
You the best but this one called Zombie Love Song is charming:
You are my desire.
Eating your luscious love thoughts
My Junk Just Dropped Off
- Christopher Moore, author of many great books including You Suck: A Love Story
I <3 Christopher Moore!
I've read all his novels, including Island of the Sequined Love Nun. 
Fool his latest, was pretty good, not his greatest though, that would be Lamb.
I've been busy with Terry Pratchett but CM is next on my list.
Library tonight
Hope the zombies don't find me
among the stacks there
Nice!
I just finished up the latest in the Dresden Files, I love finding a series late into it so that I don't have to wait months for the latest to come out. I read all eleven of them in one week.
A Dirty Job by CM was also excellent.
Zombies love to read
That's why we need lots of brainz.
Keep reading for ME!
I agree. I'm so looking forward to my commutes this summer.
Me LOL Zombie cat
Me say hai u with haiku
I can has cheezbrainz!
Nwowatcher
Increasingly disjointed and terrifying three-line poems...