You believed the 12 year old Chinese gymnasts were 21 didnt you? there was a 2 and a 1 in their ages.
I liked how they were wearing the little Tibetan Robes and were followed by tiny communisty tanks.

damn Chinese.
either they can control dolphins, or they want us to believe they can.
This sentence made me crack up~
"The pirates could only lament their littleness befor the vast number of dolphins."
I was expecting the author to break out in haiku
Somali bad men
Cry in shame for our great goods
Chinese Dolphins fight
peter
Not very believable but funny.