nydailynews.com popular Apr 08, 09 11:57 pm — A decorated ex-cop who claimed he tested positive for cocaine because he ingested the drug during oral sex with his girlfriend can't have his job back, a Manhattan judge has ruled.
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Apr 09, 09 12:29 am
Reply to Maude_Lynne:
Besides, cops need to stay in good shape, so eatting cookies, especially coka-cola flavored ones, is simply not acceptable on his part.
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Apr 09, 09 12:49 am
Duzzint the coca counter the cookie, doctah man?
My sex life in a nutshell? My sex life would actually fit in a nutshell. With lots o' room left over. ~S.L.
Apr 09, 09 01:02 am
Reply to Maude_Lynne:
Depends on whether it's diet coke.
Evil, a healthy alternative to goodness!
Apr 09, 09 01:10 am
Reply to MacThulhu:
Izzint all coke diet coke, so to speak?
...unless you mean 
My sex life in a nutshell? My sex life would actually fit in a nutshell. With lots o' room left over. ~S.L.
Apr 09, 09 01:11 am
Reply to Maude_Lynne:
Huh? There are OTHER kinds of coke?
Evil, a healthy alternative to goodness!
Apr 09, 09 01:35 am
Reply to MacThulhu:
AND other kinds of cookies, too!
My sex life in a nutshell? My sex life would actually fit in a nutshell. With lots o' room left over. ~S.L.
Apr 09, 09 02:17 am
Reply to Maude_Lynne:
Wow! I've obviously been far too sheltered!
Evil, a healthy alternative to goodness!
Apr 09, 09 03:26 am
Reply to MacThulhu:
Sheltered?
I has the sad.
My sex life in a nutshell? My sex life would actually fit in a nutshell. With lots o' room left over. ~S.L.
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Maude_Lynne
Maybe he shouldna been datin chicks what keeps their coke in their cookies. Just sayin is all.