metro.co.uk popular Apr 08, 09 11:40 pm — A man was rushed to hospital after telling doctors how his best friend bit his penis off in a row - and swallowed it.
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Apr 09, 09 12:16 am
Reply to MacThulhu:
That's what friends are for..
My sex life in a nutshell? My sex life would actually fit in a nutshell. With lots o' room left over. ~S.L.
Apr 09, 09 03:43 am
LOL @ Teeth: bitey
Shoulda knowed trailer involved.
BTW isn't swallowing good/preferred? Or not in this context?
My sex life in a nutshell? My sex life would actually fit in a nutshell. With lots o' room left over. ~S.L.
Apr 09, 09 09:12 am
Reply to Maude_Lynne:
they should have used this .gif instead~
Constantly consuming. Conquer and devour....
Apr 09, 09 09:11 am
ROFLMAO
Cos that's the first thing that goes through a guys mind when fighting with his "friend"
Constantly consuming. Conquer and devour....
Apr 09, 09 09:14 am
Reply to ZemRrushe:
Take it back man or I swear I will bite your pecker off!
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Apr 09, 09 09:51 am
Friends don't let friends bite
Oh, why even bother?
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Apr 09, 09 09:56 am
There has to be a Polish joke in there somewhere....along with the Polish Sausage.
Apr 09, 09 02:13 pm
This gives new meaning to the term "sword fight"...
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In my country, the penalty for jumping off a building is death.
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