I could see this as a Red Green duct tape project... with the imagined results.

George Clooney... I would have expected a Lava Lamp Butt Plug

Yeah, he may be a Dapper Dan Man, but that George Clooney always looks a bit suspicious to me.

This should explain the goergoe clooney reference.
probably NSFW, despite the total lack of nudity.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEr4jQKD5_g
Good call on the NSFW guess, never saw that movie, looks pretty funny.
Betcha next time she'll go to the Pleasure Chest instead. 
peter
That's embarrassing!