Whatever .. and I do mean whatever that guy eats sure doesn't help his hair ... that guy does eat some weird shizzle
He was on last night and lamb hot dogs was the most normal thing he ate all night.
The spoiled extra stinky tofu segment almost made me 
Well, a few lucky ladies have got to dine at JMZ's Exclusive Penis Restaurant.....

I don't understand.. do you mean they used it to pick their teeth when they were done eating?
No not exactly. We mainly served Vienna Sausages.
We only stayed open about a week and a half, and the chef was met with laughter every time he served the main dish.
I heard that one of your 'clients' turn lesbian after her experience at your place. It must be a potent dish.
But seriously, the article says that they plan to open a franchise of the penis place in Atlanta's Chinatown. I can't wait to try that place. Um, on second thought, maybe I can wait.
LMFAO
Yes..I forgot about that client.

Gepetto
For women, eating penises is supposed to be good for the skin.
Classic.