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Aug 16, 06 05:04 pm
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"The man was using his foot to clear debris that had jammed the wood chipper"

Good idea!

When I was going through my long and bitter divorce, around the time when the fees had gone through $100,000, I asked my lawyer - a specialist with lots of experience and a Roman Catholic - what he'd do if his wife ever wanted to drag him through divorce.

 
Aug 16, 06 05:20 pm
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Reply to captain_dweeb:

Sounds like he was using a portable unit. Here in logging country we heard similar stories but they fell into much larger chippers, or "hogs", and little was left but red sawdust and bits of, well, bits.

The most important right a nation can afford it's people is the right to be left alone.



Aug 16, 06 05:35 pm
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Ai yi yi.

Constantly consuming. Conquer and devour....



Aug 16, 06 06:35 pm
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Y'all are forgetting the scariest part. He went in FEET FIRST!! That means he experienced all that pain before he died! Would've been so much better had he gone in head first.

Of course, trying to dislodge a stuck piece of wood with your head brings into light a whole another issue....

blah...blah...BLAH!

 
Aug 16, 06 07:03 pm
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Reply to silverxbullet:

Just to clarify, when using the Human Blender for official business, the customer always goes in feet first. Gives him something to think about.

The most important right a nation can afford it's people is the right to be left alone.



Aug 16, 06 07:30 pm
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natural selection .. ayone who sticks his appendages inisde a woodchiiper that is on deserves to be taken out of the gene pool


 
Aug 16, 06 08:09 pm
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Reply to Big_T:

Stupid is as stupid does.

The most important right a nation can afford it's people is the right to be left alone.



Aug 17, 06 09:52 am
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That guy wasn't thinking.
He forgot that's what he hired the Mexican for.




Aug 17, 06 11:37 am
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Salsa anyone?

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