oh my god!
Oh My God!
OH MY GOD!!
Dont you see what you have done??? You must destroy this website as soon as possible!
No, even sooner than possible.
We must send the professor to his way-back machine and he must wipe out all records of this website. If he cant do that, he will have to resort to even more drastic means. Yes, he must go back in time an kill the young alGore so he cannot grow up and single-handedly invent the internet.
Its a big price to pay, but it is better than the destruction of the entire universe. Something that will logically happen if we do nothing!
Can you imagine if the wrong person . . .
COUGH CO*cmass*UGH COUGH
. . . gets their hands on this website? The number of lies in the world would increase at an Aleph-nought rate! This would cause 1) the axis of the Earth to shift, 2) a speeding up of the rotation rate of the Earth and 3) a quickening of the precession of the perihelion of Mercury! You think global warming is bad, wait until all this happens!
In order to store all these lies, some of them will have to be stored on the continental shelf of Antarctica. This will cause the glaciers to melt immediately and a tidal wave of bubbling lava to encircle the Earth.
Im the only one on this board who is brave enough to speak the truth to power. Now I must insist that everyone heed my warning, or all is lost.
LOST!!! I tell you!!!
alGore, in his classic publication, er, movie A Convenient Lie says it best: Dos Polar Bears are SOL. Dey gonna be toast. At the current rate of warming of the atmosphere the Earth will burst into flames in a mear 1.275622783 million years, 12 weeks, one day, 13 hours and 4.92613 seconds from now! The hydrogen will start to fuse and we will be brighter than the sun! Eeeeeeekkkkkkkk, Boooooooooooo! (Vote for me!)
Do you see what he meant? In the classic Hollywood Labs treatment of the subject in Two days after yesterday, they showed that warming of the planet inevitable leads to a new ice age which causes the oceans of the Earth to freeze in mear seconds.
But this is not his REAL objective. I couldnt sleep last night, and as I tossed and turned thinking the name cmass . . . c-mass . . . mass-c . . . mass times c squared! E = mc2! Of course! He intends to convert the mass of the universe into energy and thus destroy not mearly the Earth, but the solar system, the galaxy and even the entire universe! But how is he going to do that? Of course! The Higgs boson! He intends his mass of lies to alter the mass of one of the fundamental particles in the universe! The Higgs boson! The Higgs field gives all the particles in the universe their mass, so if the field can be changed then all particles: quarks, leptons, mesons, and gluons would change their masses and thus their properties would change. This would immediately destroy all life on our planet, but also any life on other planets!
But wait, its even worse! Scientists at Brookhaven National Lab found out last year that one of their experiments might shift the ground state energy of the universe and thus destroy the entire universe! (See the NYTimes article at: http://www.phys.utk.edu/rhip/Articles/RHICNews/Essay%20Will%20Brookhaven%20Destroy%20the%20Universe%20Probably%20Not.htm). The scientists didnt publish their conclusions because they didnt want the public to panic. But I know one of the scientists who was involved in the study and I called him this morning. Hello, Cathy! he said, Im still a little sore from . . . No time for that now, let me tell you about a website I just heard about, I answered. Oh My God! he exclaimed as the reality of the situation dawned on him! We must keep this out of cmasss hands, if he has hands rather than demon claws!
Yes, if cmass ever learns about this website the very fabric of the universe will be torn asunder! Not only will we all perish, but we will be thrown head-first into a burning cauldron of brimstone to listen to the maniacal laugh of demons throughout eternity!
ETERNITY! I tell you!!!
And all because some wanted their five Madville points! Five measly points. Five pieces of silver that paid to deliver our precious universe into the hands of the antiChrist!
damn you, cmass
Damn you, Cmass!
DAMN YOU CMASS!!!!!
You should not spread such vicious and nasty lies about a man as decent and intelligent as Cmass! 
Why is the name Bush not found here?
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