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Dec 08, 05 08:43 pm
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Here's hoping that she gets the death penalty! WHO puts a baby in a clothes dryer???

"Because as far as Bush's God-spanked FCC is concerned, it is, always and forever, all about protecting the children. Or rather, it is all about protecting some imaginary Christian Everychild, some sort of perfect hypersheltered dovelike organism made of

 
Dec 08, 05 10:01 pm
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Reply to bunbuns5:

What are you supposed to do if the baby is wet?

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Dec 08, 05 10:42 pm
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after the kids bath you have to put it in thier with a fabric softener sheet so that it smells like fresh linen


 
Dec 08, 05 10:56 pm
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Reply to chubbs_peterson:

I've always found that Downy in the bath water works better. Then dry on low (minimizes shrinking) and take them out just before they are completely dry to keep them from wrinkling.

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Dec 08, 05 11:10 pm
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Reply to MacThulhu:

I was gonna try ironing them to get out the wrinkles.

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Dec 08, 05 11:12 pm
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Reply to Maude_Lynne:

Yeah, steam with light starch seems to get good results.

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Dec 08, 05 11:17 pm
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Reply to MacThulhu:

Won't the starch on the iron make the grilled-cheese sandwiches taste funny?

My sex life in a nutshell? My sex life would actually fit in a nutshell. With lots o' room left over. ~S.L.

 
Dec 08, 05 11:19 pm
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Reply to Maude_Lynne:

Just have the kid lick the iron clean before making lunch.

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Dec 08, 05 11:22 pm
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Reply to MacThulhu:

I'm a step ahead of you - I told 'em to just go ahead and wash it in the sink right there by where it's plugged in.

My sex life in a nutshell? My sex life would actually fit in a nutshell. With lots o' room left over. ~S.L.

 
Dec 08, 05 11:26 pm
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Reply to Maude_Lynne:

Damn, you are VERY efficient!

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