Jun 23, 03 01:53 pm — and what do I get stuck behind in the escalator?
A 40 year old lady wearing low rise jeans with a black/white zebra thong inside out.
Happy Monday! ::eek::
Mar 26, 03 10:48 pm — Today's lively debate in the office:
Are Pigs Male and Female?
My co-worker started this extremely asinine debate by sending out those mass emails with stupid facts. You've all seen them.
ie. Snails breathe through...
Mar 24, 03 12:51 pm — A dead squirrel, apparently run over by a vehicle, with it's bloody red guts hanging out of it's stomach.
A Homeless man shooting a booger out of his right nostril by placing his index finger against his left nostril.
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Mar 21, 03 04:58 pm — Overheard a disagreement between two teenage girls whether they should press the up or down button to call the elevator.
Girl #1's argument:
The elevator is upstairs and we need it to go downstairs, so you should push...