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Dec 17, 08 06:50 am — over the years i've been interested in tapping the subconscious, inducing transient yet transcendent experiences through the use of various chemicals, lsd, weed, nitrous oxide, sensory deprivation, tantric sex, orgasm denial,...
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Feb 13, 08 02:40 am — While I was in the Yankees...
I sucked Steinbrenners cock so hard I sucked the malignant cells off his prostate before they even metastasized.
I rode Derek Jeters rocket while my body was lathered in crisco, the anal or...
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Oct 16, 05 04:01 am — Ever had that sudden urge to shit like a water spout? Annoyed of dry and abrasive stools forcing their way out your sphincter? Is your shit black with a slight shade of green and is that disturbing you? Well if you have th...
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May 19, 05 01:17 am — I like how the BBC world service is doing a 30 minute tribute to Malcom X, while I'm hearing or seeing a damn thing here.
That is all.
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May 18, 05 10:02 pm — I'm gonna to get laid tonight. I'm sick of the durex's (ULTRA SMALL) that' I've been using all the fucking time. Recommend me a brand and type, those ribbed ones with the numbing solution at the tip? I don't need that I fu...
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May 09, 05 06:20 pm — Me and a few of my colleagues are embarking on a 3 month long independant research project. The purpose is to find the drinking game that is the balance between the most fun, and consumes the most amount of alcohol over the ...
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May 03, 05 07:08 pm — GGGGGGGRRRAAAANNNNDDD SLLLLLAAAAMMMMM
hahahaha
P.S.
Feel free to link bullshit to the comments on this journal kthxbye.[journal edited by nobodyfamous on 2005:05:03 19:09:31]
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Apr 16, 05 03:39 am — Yeah bitches, I'm throwing down with wild turkey and jim beam and we're having a chill out with the ugly lesbos on floor 3.
They stink of potpurri over chicken fingers but I don't care I'm done and will be passing out in t...
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Apr 11, 05 10:47 pm — Well I finally got lunch with a lady I met about a week ago (through mutual friends) because no man in his right mind would ask a lady he only knew for 7 days to dinner. A brisk lunch is good she's an old fashioned gal who l...
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Mar 23, 05 10:52 pm — I just found out the new tires I had put into my car were leaking air. Probably a shitty balancing job from the dudes at Costco. So I'm gonna wait for my friend to come pick me up and while that is going, I'll ruminate.
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Mar 21, 05 08:08 pm — Highly trained mossad agents have declared JIHAD in my pants ho ho ho.
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Mar 15, 05 11:58 pm — On this day Julius Caesar was killed because he was a powermongering boy fucking whore.
Anyway lets commemorate this day with you stabbing the ever living shit out of me with your sharp wits and words (LOL KNIVES). Now be...
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Mar 14, 05 03:40 pm — Your avatar is fucking awesome.
I just dug out the Lepechuan box set from my storage and watched Lep 5, LEPPIN IN THE HOOD with ICE T. Greatest introduction to any movie period. So how much of the series have you seen.
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Mar 12, 05 06:26 pm — You so are, don't you giggle on me nobodyfamous!
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Mar 10, 05 12:37 am — Today on my long drive home from work I listened on NPR about the war in the African Congo that claimed about say...A MILLION LIVES that got about less than millionth of press time that the Tsunami people got. It was a study...
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Nov 23, 04 03:41 am — I gotta let this all out so I'll do it systematically.
1. Premise.
I am a cheater.
I cheat on the women I date despite my outwardly disgust of infidelity in general. I would beat the living shit out of a friend if...
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