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Dec 24, 03 11:55 am — Yes, Virginia, There is a Santa Claus
The People's Almanac, pp. 1358-9. (Originally published in The New York Sun
in 1897.)
We take pleasure in answering thus prominently the communication below,
expressing at the same ...
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Dec 22, 03 12:49 am — Dear Friends
I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas.
I was going to b...
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Dec 12, 03 09:25 pm — Okay so I got my new video card. Picked up the XFX GeForce FX 5600 256Mb DDR Ram w/tv out...
installed the latest drivers...
currently running it at 1152X864 @ 85Hz
two problems I've noticed off the start
my tv ou...
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Dec 11, 03 10:28 pm — The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his
hunting skills.
The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then
he said that they could blindfold him and he would recog...
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Dec 11, 03 04:15 pm — Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!
Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!
Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a...
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Dec 08, 03 01:32 pm — A guy stops to visit his friend who is paralyzed from the waist down. His friend says, "My feet are cold. Would you get me my sneakers for me?"
The guy goes upstairs, and there are his friend's two gorgeous daughters.
He ...
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Dec 04, 03 10:31 pm — A plane is on its way to New York when a blonde in Economy Class gets up
and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant
watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the
blonde pa...
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Nov 26, 03 06:43 pm — A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are
all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone...
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Nov 25, 03 08:30 pm — One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby suddenly started to laugh insanely.
"Why are you laughing?" Asked the nun.
"Oh, It's nothing." said the cabby.
"No, really." said the nun "I won't mind....
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Nov 24, 03 12:54 am — One day, a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a
little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss
in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" "No, I don't," said
the little ...
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Nov 20, 03 11:33 pm — A woman goes into Wal-Mart and tells the clerk she
wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it
doesn't work. The clerk tells her that he can't give
her a refund because she bought it on special.
All of a su...
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Nov 20, 03 11:11 pm — Damn people what the hell is going on? What ever happened to 'innocent til proven guilty'? This guy is a legend to music and all people do is dog him..bad...i think he is innocent...and that this kid is looking for a get rich...
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Nov 17, 03 10:27 pm — A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and
build things to be self-sufficient gets the word that he is to return home.
He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to s...
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Nov 15, 03 04:54 pm — Rules:
You have approximately(meaning if you go over a 20 or so its okay) $300 CAD to play with.
You can only work from
www.ncix.com (the only real canadian online parts store)
Objective:
1) Find a motherboard...
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Nov 15, 03 12:06 pm — A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at
the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked
the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having
a...
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Nov 13, 03 09:50 am — A guy calls his buddy, a horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks "How will I recognize him?" "That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment." So, the midget shows up, and t...
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Nov 11, 03 11:03 am — In Flanders Fields
By: Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae, MD (1872-1918)
Canadian Army
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IN FLANDERS FIELDS the p...
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Nov 06, 03 05:22 pm — for froguana and beast (and all the other madvillian cat lovers)[journal edited by newfie on 2003:11:06 17:23:31]
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Nov 02, 03 03:44 pm — A few years ago during christmas we were all out in the kitchen drinking up a storm only to be interrupted by my cockatiel cocky's screeches..while it's normal for cockatiels to screech these where very high pitched and irreg...
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