Jul 01, 03 02:04 pm — I will admit it
When I am alone sometimes
I dance to ABBA
Counting the mullets
Down at the local Wal Mart
Could do it all day
Again and again
Do it 'till I scream, "No more!"
Heh. Checking Madville!
Today's Jo...
Jun 25, 03 02:59 pm — Dr. Pepper works
when I want to burp a lot
"Braaap," I told you so.
Don't give me that slop
Did you find it in the trash?
Oh - it's your mom's stew.
Cook me a possum!
I need lots of energy
for tonight's hoe-down.
...
Jun 23, 03 11:13 pm — Please post if you:
Live in Arizona
Lived in Arizona
Loved in Arizona
Travelled to/through Arizona
Have a vacation planned in Arizona
Did something illegal in Arizona
Can't stand Arizona
Have a rumor a...
Jun 21, 03 01:43 pm — Dear Rexxx,
Thank you for your kindess and patience. I appreciate the help you gave me regarding the set-up of my new computer. The system is up and running - thanks to you!
Froguana
(No journal topic today - b...
Jun 20, 03 03:13 pm — I am so lazy.
When I have time to myself, I like to think about all the things I should be accomplishing. Then not do them.
A brief inventory of incomplete projects:
1. The lamp I tried to make.
2. The sea monst...
Jun 18, 03 04:24 pm — There's an old old old cemetary here in town that is fascinating to look at. The unusual names, the short life spans. Strange and personal history.
Some people avoid the cemetary because it has the reputation of being ...
Jun 10, 03 05:42 pm — Soul Train was so much cooler than American Bandstand. The dancing was awesome. And there was the Soul Train line dance - everyone formed two lines and people danced down the middle.
But the most influential part of So...
Jun 09, 03 03:42 am — When I take a road trip, I am always amazed at the amount of clothing I see on the side of the highway. A single shoe here, a hat there. I've seen socks and even a pair of Levi's.
Who is taking their clothes off on the...
Jun 06, 03 09:55 am — Several months ago I decided not to get drunk anymore. Wanting to improve my general health and lose a bunch of bad habits, I just gave it up.
Last night that idea went right out the window.
I had a beer. Then anoth...
Jun 04, 03 07:40 pm — Today was the day. I had let my short shaggy hair grow out and it was evolving into a she-mullet. Had it removed. Here are the high points of today's experience:
1. New hairstyle. New hair color. Those of you who kno...
Jun 02, 03 10:40 pm — I'm looking for some information on learning a couple of languages. I need to brush up on my Spanish and would like to pick up Italian. Has anyone done this outside of a classroom setting?
If you have recommendations for...
May 31, 03 01:29 am — Everyone does something well. Some people can fix stuff. Others can touch the tip of their tongue to the end of their nose. Maybe you can sing.
What is your unique talent?
I can burp the alphabet.
May 28, 03 09:53 am — Reading through some magazines yesterday, I noticed how many opportunities there are to enter contests, sweepstakes, etc. Seems like they're everywhere. I see "chances to win" online, in junk mail, in the newspaper, etc.
...
May 25, 03 07:34 pm — Forget your spouse or significant other for one night.
Which celebrity would you spend one glorious evening with?
(Ladies: You may not pick nobodyfamous. It has been determined that he is not famous. Sorry! ::grin::...
May 22, 03 12:03 pm — In my old yearbook, people were voted into categories like these:
Most likely to succeed
Class clown
Most athletic
Best personality
Hottest couple
Most desired on a deserted island
Most spirited
What if Madville h...
May 20, 03 03:34 pm — There's an episode where the kids meet their lookalikes in a neighboring city and Millhouse says, "So this is what it sounds like when doves cry." To me, that has got to be the funniest line ever.
Aren't we lucky to have ...
May 19, 03 01:00 am — I only have two links in my "favorites" and they are both about dancing. I just love to watch people dance. I used to go to a club in town to hear a great band and watch couples dance. Is it a lost art? People look terrif...
May 16, 03 04:00 pm — This is not a journal about what you would do if you had all the money in the world.
It's about $1,000. That's it.
Someone hands you $1,000 - tax free. What do you do with it?
May 15, 03 10:43 am — Here's one everybody can do: Porn names.
There are a couple of different methods. You can use your middle name and the street you live on (that's where Judith Joy comes from - not bad!) or you can use the name of your fi...
May 14, 03 09:02 am — When I'm going to take a flight somewhere or if I have an important meeting I wear my lucky underwear. Just gives me a little good mojo when I need it.
Do you have a lucky charm or ritual? Are you superstitious about any...