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Jul 17, 04 02:42 am — It always feels good
When you finally remove
A wasp from your ear
Smoking may be bad
But sexy French inhaling
Is a big turn-on
Why do some women
Stick live eels up their bottoms?
The mookster likey
Today's Jo...
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Jul 12, 04 05:03 am — Friends recommend movies to me all the time. And sometimes these movies are total crap.
Occasionally, there's a gem that I'm glad I took the time to watch.
If you could suggest just one movie to your friends, one you k...
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Jul 09, 04 05:56 pm — Do a GIS for a word/phrase that describes your current mood. Post any picture that describes how you feel today.
I picked "lazybones."
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Jul 07, 04 02:46 pm — So I decided to sign up for one of the Adult Education summertime classes offered here in town.
"Dancing for Fun and Fitness."
Big mistake.
I'm in my mid-30's and I was the youngest person there. It was all women ...
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Jul 04, 04 12:11 am — Patriotic greetings come to you today from Morgan, the littlest member of the Froguana feline family. Morgan is all smiles as he celebrates Independence Day.
Today is also Morgan's birthday. He's one year old.
To all ...
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Jun 30, 04 10:39 pm — The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven times.
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
You burn mo...
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Jun 24, 04 01:53 am — It rained today, which was really nice. Since it's been about 100 degrees here, the rain was most welcome.
Here's a pic of the view from my backyard after the rain.
Some storm clouds for celtica, some mountains...
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Jun 20, 04 01:13 am — Happy Father's Day to all the Madville daddies.
::wave::
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Jun 06, 04 02:09 am — You've probably seen the show -- interviews with celebs and show biz folks.
At the end of the show, James Lipton asks the same series of questions. I thought I would post them here for you to answer.
What is your fav...
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May 14, 04 12:47 pm — My oldest cat, Carmen, passed away this morning.
He lived for many wonderful years and made my life happier by sharing his time with me.
Today, please take a moment to be kind to an animal or person you care about.
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Apr 17, 04 01:55 am — 1. Had an excellent time.
2. Won money.
3. If there is any gin left in Vegas, I would be surprised.
4. I think I got hit on by an Irish guy, but I couldn't really understand what he was saying.
5. It's nice t...
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Apr 11, 04 01:06 pm — My flight leaves first thing in the morning for Sin City.
I hope to bring back tales of good luck and bad behavior.
Have a wonderful week, everybody!
Froguana has left the building...
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Apr 10, 04 01:31 am — Marshmallow Peeps are in season.
Here are some Peep ideas from the official Peep website.
Marshmallow Peeps in a Cloud
Peeps Place Settings
Peeps Cottage
Keep on Peepin'.
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Mar 30, 04 02:27 pm — I have several jars of pickles in my fridge. Many of them are Vlasic brand. I noticed that the company started printing little sayings on the pickle jar lids.
For example:
And:
It was the following pi...
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Mar 26, 04 07:47 pm — I went to get my hair done and my eyebrows shaped. Now, I've written a journal about Paula (my stylist) before -- and she is always a source of amusement. But today fucking rules.
I get to the salon and there's a new guy...
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Mar 09, 04 05:35 pm — AUTO REPAIR
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it's idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the car...
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Mar 02, 04 06:48 pm — We all make mental notes about the people we meet. It's natural to size someone up based on how they look - physical attraction is our animal instinct, right? Of course I like people who are smart and funny and kind. I lik...
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Feb 25, 04 04:34 pm — Can you make sentences out of these poetry magnets?
(Bonus: Feel free to add the word "Rexxx" to your creations...)
::wave::
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Feb 24, 04 11:49 pm — In Frog's perfect world
Candy has no calories
Money grows on trees
It would be so nice
To find a secret garden
Where the beer gnome lives
I want a monkey
I would name him Ricardo
And make him wear pants
Today...
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