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Jan 31, 09 10:07 am — Has anyone had any problems on the Google search? I keep searching for stuff, but when I clicky...it keeps telling me, regardless of the site, that it will harm my computer and I have to copy and past the URL to be able to g...
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Oct 22, 08 04:32 pm — Why Parents Drink...
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick one day. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialed the e...
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Oct 08, 08 04:19 pm — Check under the pic....lol[journal edited by dirkdiggler on 2008:10:08 16:20:20]
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Sep 15, 08 03:59 pm — Presidential candidate, Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the presidential candidate i...
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Mar 16, 06 11:37 am — 22 ways to be a good liberal: requirements
1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create
prosperity.
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Feb 21, 06 02:19 pm — As President Bush and his staff cowered in the White House, the snow continued to pile up on the many poor and African Amercian victims who could not afford to get out of town or to safety in Florida. Crucial supplies of blan...
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Feb 09, 06 12:53 pm — This may be a little mean....but do any of you have to deal with an annoying secretary? Ours is very sweet....but she just oozes annoying....see below.
"St Valentines Day will be here soon. It is a day for and speaking o...
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Feb 08, 06 03:50 pm — A couple had only been married for two weeks the husband, although
> very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party
> with
> his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be
> right back."
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Feb 08, 06 01:11 pm — Little Thelma comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. And, "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at m...
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Oct 13, 05 11:58 am — After 4 beers
After 2 glasses of wine
After 3 KamiKazes
After 2 bottles of wine(shared of course)
After too many Margaritas
(Note how the head must be restrained to prevent it from exploding...
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Oct 12, 05 11:33 am — Anyone else having a problem with this fucker? I can't get rid of it here at work...re-directs just about everything....
[journal edited by dirkdiggler on 2005:10:12 11:34:18]
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Sep 22, 05 09:46 am — President Bush Sells Louisiana Back to the French
President Bush and a giddy Jacques Chirac shake hands on the deal.
BATON ROUGE, LA. - The White House announced today that President Bush has successfully sold the stat...
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Sep 09, 05 12:23 pm — Ok....I'm searching for the name of a movie I saw back in the late 80's. I have no idea who is in it....or most of the plot line. However....I do remember that the main character was getting married, but somehow was talked ...
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Jun 22, 05 11:52 am — Hey all...been awhile....
Ok...so the other day I was working some overtime...which I do too much of....and a fellow employee threatened to kick my ass.....over what you ask? I have no idea....generally, this guy comes to...
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Feb 17, 05 09:39 am — Ok....here's the deal...take movie titles and with, hopefully original, clever wordplay, make them into porn movie titles.
My contribution: Eight Men In.
::grin::
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