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Sep 17, 08 08:48 am — This morning I was feeling a bit more peckish than usual, so I decided to stop in one of the cafes that line the streets on my way to work and order a bagel for breakfast. As I was waiting for my bagel to be toasted, what sh...
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Sep 12, 08 10:10 am — 1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3. Law...
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Aug 20, 08 10:36 am — I decided to play tourist during my lunch break for a few minutes last week and took some pics, figured I'd share~ ::wave::
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Jul 25, 08 12:17 pm — It's Haiku time. (again)
This time around, the Haiku's should be about/for Madville users.
Ultimate link whore
Gramps most assuredly is
Duping links again
Cuthalion tries
to troll Madville users, heh
Usuall...
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Jul 11, 08 08:44 am — 'Cos it's Friday and we haven't had one in a while. ::mallet::
Today's GIS game is easy peasy.
GIS the lyrics of a song and post a pic that does NOT have the artist or band in it.
It can't be from the music vid...
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Jul 03, 08 08:34 am — Someone sent this to me, figured I'd share ::wave::
From a collection of advice from old people.
Forget looks an tits an shit. All ya needs from life is a woman with a heart of gold and a fanny like a jar of wor...
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Jun 28, 08 08:53 am — From: Dr.David K M Fung (hawk2000au@telstra.com)
Sent: Thu 6/26/08 6:35 AM
Reply-to: dr.fung09@hotmail.com
Dear Friend,
I have a dael in my bank worth $18.5M to transact with you.please get back to me for more e...
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Jun 11, 08 09:55 am — We haven't had a Madville Haiku journal in a while, figured one was due. ::grin::
The theme is summertime and summer activities.
Summer is now here
Sunshine pouring down on me
Need lots of sun screen
...
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May 13, 08 08:43 am — One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large raging,
violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how
to do so.
The first man prayed to God, saying, Please God, give me the
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May 01, 08 10:35 am — We haven't had a GIS challenge in a while so here's a new one.
(brought to you by the letter U and the number 4)
Take a title from a song that has been in the Top 100 and find a descriptive pic (safe for work, obviously...
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Apr 17, 08 06:29 pm — Don't interrupt the popes speech now....
As I left work I heard an explosion on 5th ave.
Less than a block away from St. Patrick's Cathedral.
Apparently a taxi was 'on fire'. Smoke and flames visible.
Police clo...
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Apr 08, 08 09:25 am — A friend of mine just sent this to me and I figured I'd share. ::grin::
'Illegal Alien counterfeit I.D. of the week'
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Mar 20, 08 08:39 am — In Wishing our very own Celtica Happy Birthday!!!
PrAty Like a Rockstar Celtica!
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Feb 24, 08 07:15 pm — Someone sent me this joke and I thought it was funny, feel free to post your own. ::grin::
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'
Th...
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Jan 07, 08 12:56 pm — Time to kick off the new year right, since we haven't had a GIS game yet this one will be a bit different.
Today's challenge is to take the title of a movie/TV show/book and change one letter
For example: Sex in the cit...
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Dec 31, 07 10:27 am — Have a Happy New Year! ::grin::
Cheers! [journal edited by ZemRrushe on 2007:12:31 10:29:16]
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Dec 17, 07 01:06 pm — A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who wan...
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Dec 11, 07 01:28 pm — Coming into work yesterday I passed Rockefeller Plaza as I do daily and noticed that one part of the plaza had been corded off. Didn't really pay it much attention until a coworker asked if I had seen the million pennies out...
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Dec 06, 07 10:36 am — Use up to three words and try to continue where the last post left off.
I'll start it off~
On this day
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