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Feb 02, 06 12:59 pm — FIRST DEGREE
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The wife (undoubtedly blonde) picked up the phone,
listened a moment and said,
"How should I know? That's 200 miles from here!" and hun...
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Jan 26, 06 10:52 am — We are having a Math Awareness week here at the college I work at. Part of this week is to design t-shirts. Anybody up for trying to design a hip cool tee that has to do with math?
Not really any reward for this just the k...
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Jan 24, 06 11:18 am — *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
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Jan 23, 06 10:10 am — Here is my kid on the Podium for her first place state all around championship. I decided to block out her face until we get her website up and running. When it is available I will post it as a link to show all. Her website s...
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Jan 20, 06 11:32 am — Everybody must cheer for the Seahawks this weekend!!!
New Madville law proclaimed by Anathema President elect of Madville!::devious::
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Dec 15, 05 04:54 pm — [journal edited by halfpriced on 2005:12:16 10:00:45][journal edited by Shiva on 2005:12:16 10:03:43]
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Dec 05, 05 10:00 am — Well this was the weekend for her (my daughter) gymnastics competition. And did she ever do it in style.
Vault 7th place 9.0
Bars 3rd place 8.7
Beam ...
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Nov 29, 05 11:44 pm — somebody please sing me happy birthday.
Kali please use Marylin Monroe voice!!!!
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Nov 21, 05 12:43 pm — As some of you may know my daughter is a gymnast. This last weekend we took a trip to her level 6 sectionals meet and this is how the meet shook out.
SHE MADE FIRST PLACE ALL AROUND FOR HER AGE GROUP AND QUALIFIED FOR STAT...
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Oct 25, 05 02:25 pm — IF well endowed women work at Hooters, Where do one legged women work?
give up?
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Nov 22, 04 12:39 pm — This is getting a bit out of hand. I haven't been on MV all weekend after I cleaned up my computer from the last problem. I log on today and all of the sudden I have pop up windows that are coming up even with my popup bloc...
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Nov 18, 04 04:16 pm — I am having issues with either my network or with Madville. It seems that Madville will "stall" while trying to load a page and close out my internet explorer. This has happened on more than one of my computers. Is anybody el...
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Oct 23, 04 01:05 am — I would like all Madville members to give my sister "firestar" a warm MV welcome.
Please give her as much hell as possible.::devious::
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Oct 07, 04 11:34 am — This Sunday is my day to go watch the Seachickens beat the Hell outta the Rams and go 4-0. I got my tickets and my Beer money. My uncle will be driving so I can just get good and shitty! It will be a 500 mile round trip excur...
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Aug 30, 04 12:17 pm — What is everybody's plan for LDW.
I will be camping somewhere around here Four days and three nights of drinking in the woods with family and friends. What a way to spend the weekend on dirtbikes, three and four wheelers d...
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Aug 12, 04 11:00 am — John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed.
His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen.
Afraid that he might s...
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Aug 11, 04 04:50 pm — As all of you may have noticed I have not been on as much as I have in the past. This is due to a (retired) Troll boss and inconsiderate coworkers. Today I just went through a panel interview for a position as a Computer user...
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