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Apr 01, 04 11:21 am — WTF???
My fax machine just printed out the "faxed out" list.......from june 2002, to november 2003, and there are only 15 faxes listed.....
Do fax machines pull this kinda shit on April Fools too????
Does Mr T celebrate Ap...
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Mar 10, 04 02:41 pm — No, I don't own an H2, but does anyone here*? I'm looking for feedback on what type of vehicle it is. I can't find too much as far as safety ratings and gas mileage, although I would bet the safety is somewhat high and the mi...
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Feb 18, 04 10:42 pm — I had a perfectly fine Windoze Media Player last week. Everything played perfectly. I get prompted for an update, so I click the "FUCK YEAH!!" button, erroniously thinking I would be getting a "more user friendly" and "better...
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Feb 17, 04 07:54 pm — No one is going to get this I guarantee.
#1. How many fingers am I holding up right now?
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Feb 15, 04 11:12 pm — How can someone get to be 50 years old and still be a blithering idiot?
I swear to god, my mother-in-law is a bombastic simpleton of epic proportions.
I would elaborate, but I already lived it once tonight, to re-tell the ...
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Jan 06, 04 01:18 am — I was sitting here instant messaging with some customers, when all of a sudden through the cans (head phones that is) I hear an ad for some kind of software that is rated E for everone blah blah blah. The only webpage I had o...
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Dec 24, 03 10:47 pm — HAPPY/DAY/NIGHT!!!!!!
Grab a Sharpie and fill in the blank and/or circle one if applicable.
I guess the only thing I can actually do and still remain PC is to wish everyone a "wonderful thursday", unless you are using a C...
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Dec 21, 03 10:04 am — Dear Wintar,
Today is the Wintar Solstice, and your short changing the daylight on me is done!!! I know we've been on-again-off-again through out the years, but this time I thought I could trust you to be kind and gentle, an...
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Dec 07, 03 02:21 am — What's the difference between Buzz Aldren, and Micheal Jackson???
Buzz Aldrin walked on the moon,
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Nov 28, 03 09:08 pm — Just sitting here thinking...... When you get a turkey, and the "giblets" are in a bag inside the body cavity of the bird, is it the guts from THAT bird, or just a hand full of guts from a pile sitting on the slaughter house ...
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Nov 05, 03 09:52 am — I got a new green toof brush from the dentist yesterday. Its neat.
I also got a PREMIUM membership from someone....
I won't say when it expires, but I will say that I'm either flattered, or worried, that someone thinks ...
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Nov 01, 03 11:54 pm — A: Name 3 words you can't stand to hear. Whether is the meaning, the way the word sounds, whatever.
B: If you could stalk anyone you wanted, who would it be? In what way would you stalk/harass this person?
C: What is th...
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Sep 03, 03 02:59 pm — The journal posted by Halfpriced reminded me of this priest joke that I kinda like.
Here goes.
A doctor, a lawyer and a priest were attending a fundraiser for a childrens medical center, when all of a sudden a fire breaks...
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Aug 03, 03 02:03 am — Rather than post a joke journal I thought I would post a punchline journal with a twist. There is no joke or one liner...or at least I can't remember it if there was. If you got some throw them down 'naw sayin'?
1) ......a...
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Jul 05, 03 11:52 pm — Thanks for the premium membership. I don't have paypal or anything yet, but I may figure out a way to pass this shit along or whatever it is you kids do these days.
I would also like to say that the *special* pictures offere...
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May 25, 03 12:06 pm — Sometimes I think "Life" is trying to give me a hint. After eating Chinese food last week, I get a fortune cookie at the end of the meal. This always happens. What else always happens is my wife picks her cookie first, leavin...
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May 14, 03 07:13 pm — Reading Genji's journal sparked something. I have had some screwed up dreams. Things that make no sense what so ever and are funny as hell. Here, I'll share 3 of them with you.
The New Pet
I had a dream that me, my buddy J...
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May 10, 03 02:23 am — ::RANT::
K, I call the IRS 1-800 # to obtain an EIN# to start another business here is my transcript of the call.
*ring ring*
A womans voice: "Thank you for calling the IRS Automated blah blah blah blah"
"El numero uno es...
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May 08, 03 02:59 pm — Everybody has different perceptions of things, so I figured I would share something I noticed a while ago that greatly impacted my life.
While shopping in the grocery store I noticed a kid about 1.5 years thrashing abooo...
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