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Aug 07, 09 02:48 pm — A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane took off the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the preacher if h...
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Jul 31, 09 06:35 pm — Little Girl on a Plane
A US Congressman was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
Congressman turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with y...
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Jul 31, 09 02:38 am — (NaturalNews) She was deathly afraid of the flu.
So she asked her doc what she should do.
He jabbed her unseen
With a swine flu vaccine
Blurting, "Darling, I haven't a clue."
- by the Health Ranger
Let's not beat arou...
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Jul 23, 09 02:09 pm — Mick, from Dublin ,
appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and towards
the end of the program had already won 500,000.
'You've done very well so far,'
said, Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter,
'but for a million po...
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Jul 18, 09 02:32 pm — The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new health care plan being developed by the Obama Team. The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroentero...
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Jul 13, 09 02:46 pm — I'll tell you how bad the economy is ... It's so bad that . . "
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Jewish women are marrying for love.
Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't payi...
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Jul 12, 09 04:22 pm — In California there is no way that the democrats are going to take on the unions which give handsomely to their elections
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Six-figure pensions for hundreds of retired San Jose cops, firefighters
By John Wool...
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Jun 19, 09 09:10 pm — A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and...
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Jun 18, 09 03:44 am — Statement on Conference Report of HR 2346, FY 2009 War Supplemental Appropriations
Mr. Speaker, I rise in strong opposition to this conference report on the War Supplemental Appropriations. I wonder what happened to all of...
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Jun 14, 09 03:57 pm — In the not-too-distant past, it was against the law in many states for people of different races to marry. Richard and Mildred Loving married in Washington, DC in 1958 and returned to their hometown in Virginia as criminals.
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Jun 13, 09 03:28 pm — Victor Davis Hanson: In speeches, Obama skirts the historical truth
In his speech last week in Cairo, President Barack Obama proclaimed he was a "student of history." But despite Obama's image as an Ivy-League-educated int...
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May 25, 09 11:25 am — Freedom Is Not Free
Here is to all of those that gave the ultimate for their country.
History of Decoration & Memorial Day
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May 21, 09 08:38 am — A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked i...
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May 13, 09 11:19 pm — In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University ..
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.
The elephant seemed di...
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May 12, 09 08:27 pm — The Smith's were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family.
On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off
now; the man sh...
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May 08, 09 11:28 am — A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give ...
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Apr 25, 09 02:54 pm — A husband took his wife to play her first game of golf. Of
course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through
the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
The husband cringed, "I warned you to be care...
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Apr 23, 09 11:56 pm — In honor of the 44th President of the United States Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has issued a new flavor, Barocky Road.
Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes.
The vanilla...
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