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Dec 22, 11 05:08 pm — Santa was very upset. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right!
Mrs. Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime they had while making the toys. The reind...
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Jun 11, 11 12:01 am — One German organic farm has killed twice as many people as the Fukushima nuclear disaster and the Gulf Oil spill combined.
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May 15, 11 04:33 pm — According to a news report, a certain private Catholic school
in Brisbane was recently faced with a unique problem.
A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That...
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Feb 25, 11 03:15 pm — A young cowboy from Montana goes off to college. Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all his money .... he calls home.
"Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern education
is developing! ...
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Feb 14, 11 08:18 pm — The Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to the Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true method of shooting o...
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Jan 23, 11 03:02 pm — Ron Paul & Ralph Nader: A Libertarian-Progressive Alliance?
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Jan 18, 11 02:23 am — THE YEAR 1909.
This will boggle your mind. The year is 1909. One hundred years ago. What a difference a century makes!
Here are some statistics for the Year 1909:
* The average life expectancy was 47 years.
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Dec 12, 10 09:12 pm — Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried i...
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Aug 30, 10 03:31 am — For many years I worked in palliative care. My patients were those who had gone home to die. Some incredibly special times were shared. I was with them for the last three to twelve weeks of their lives.
People grow a lot w...
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Aug 05, 10 02:02 pm — A rather cocky U.S. Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer in New Hampshire.
He told the farmer, 'I need to inspect your farm.'
The old farmer said, 'OK, but don't go in...
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Jul 31, 10 08:06 pm — Your Duck is Dead--
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.
As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope
and listened to the bird's chest.
After a moment or two, the vet sho...
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Jul 20, 10 05:32 am — A guy walks into a pool hall with his pet monkey and orders a drink. While he's drinking, the monkey is busy running all over the place and getting into everything.
Pretty soon, the bartender says to the guy, " Did you see...
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Jul 14, 10 03:45 am — - A day without sunshine is like...night.
- He who laughs last thinks slowest.
- On the other hand, you have different fingers
- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
- The early bird may get ...
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Jul 08, 10 03:36 am — A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who
had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every
day, for a long, long time.
So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and
ther...
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