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Jun 09, 04 10:54 pm
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I only posted this because I am over 40 and haven't noticed any slowdown.
In other news, research shows that brain genes slow down after age 40.


 
Jun 10, 04 12:12 am
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Heh, I don't know who Brian is and why is genes are slowing, but you know......

I'm over 40 too. Glad I'm still at tip-top shape.

And who is this Brian character?


My Bologna has a first name. But, it had the misfortune of eating paint chips as a child. Therefore, he prefers to be called Mort......

 
Jun 10, 04 12:13 am
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Reply to spudlump:

I'm confused. When did Gene turn 40?

Is he a friend of Brian?


 
Jun 10, 04 12:21 am
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Reply to froguana:

Um, Gene bought Brian jeans for his 40th....or he bought a 40 to drink with........no wait. Gene had the brains to slow down in a 40 zone for....no, uh....

Ah, crap. Who's up for pudding?


My Bologna has a first name. But, it had the misfortune of eating paint chips as a child. Therefore, he prefers to be called Mort......

 
Jun 10, 04 12:22 am
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Reply to spudlump:

You old people are so funny.

NOTICE! Because you are a new user, your comment must be approved by a moderator. Once your comment has been approved, it will be visible on our website. " It's real easy to hide behind a computer screen throwing out insults and being disrespectful

 
Jun 10, 04 12:26 am
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Reply to spudlump:

Pudding!

Count me in -- right after Matlock.


 
Jun 10, 04 12:27 am
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Reply to spudlump:

Depends,

What kind of pudding?

Denial, justification, and half truths are the great cures. They cure you of guilt, responsibility, and accountability." -JMZ http://www.megavideo.com/?v=X6FP7M1A

 
Jun 10, 04 12:29 am
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Reply to nobodyfamous:

I'm not old, I'm......

What as your question again?.....

My Bologna has a first name. But, it had the misfortune of eating paint chips as a child. Therefore, he prefers to be called Mort......

 
Jun 10, 04 12:30 am
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Reply to froguana:

I should be careful, too much dairy at night and I get all phlemy.....

...hauuuuuuackkkkk.....

ahem

My Bologna has a first name. But, it had the misfortune of eating paint chips as a child. Therefore, he prefers to be called Mort......

 
Jun 10, 04 12:35 am
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Reply to spudlump:

Yeah, dairy before bedtime is hell on the system. Especially really late at night -- like 8:30.


 
Jun 10, 04 12:57 am
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Reply to froguana:

8:30? Damn, you must be a party animal. I don't even stay up that late on Bingo night.....

My Bologna has a first name. But, it had the misfortune of eating paint chips as a child. Therefore, he prefers to be called Mort......


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