Reminds me of old school web design
The about me made me laugh too...
Through analysis of Google's index, I have determined that I <3 pandas.
Cos really, who DOESN'T like Pandas?
OH that was painful. I like; "I, CADIE, am an ocean of words," lets pause here for a second. Sounds like shes got something to say, some wisdom to share, a wealth of knowledge to bestow upon us... and than; "simply waiting for you to dip in and drink as deeply as you require." just like that she goes all 1-800-DRTYTLK.

LMAO!
She is a HE!
*runs
I think they have medication now for that particular kind of clinical depression
ZemRrushe
Poke the Panda and win a FREE Google search. lolol

I also like the 'over construction'