theonion.com popular Mar 12, 09 09:17 pm — Panelists dismiss the notion that something could go wrong with the 75-foot-tall crabs that shoot acid from their mouths.
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Mar 13, 09 01:41 pm
Reply to Maude_Lynne:
Russell Johnson?
Wasn't he The Professor in Gilligan's Island?
Ultimate Link Whore
Mar 13, 09 01:43 pm
Reply to Maude_Lynne:
A fine toothed comb and oil of camphor can fix that itchy little bastard right up...
Mar 13, 09 01:44 pm
Reply to Gramps:
You're dating yourself, Gramps. But, I think you're right.
(At least you're dating somebody nice)
My sex life in a nutshell? My sex life would actually fit in a nutshell. With lots o' room left over. ~S.L.
Mar 13, 09 01:51 pm
Reply to SoR_AWC:
Nothing can fix... Sacramento!
My sex life in a nutshell? My sex life would actually fit in a nutshell. With lots o' room left over. ~S.L.
Mar 13, 09 02:07 pm
Reply to SoR_AWC:
My sex life in a nutshell? My sex life would actually fit in a nutshell. With lots o' room left over. ~S.L.
Mar 13, 09 02:08 pm
"I trust the scientist. They know what their doing."
Buwahahahah... ONN Rocks.
Madville Sucks! - 
Mar 13, 09 06:29 pm
...but I'm a better host anyway"
Ahahahahaha
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