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I thank you for not referring to me as colorblind, Im color deficient.

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Several years ago, I had a job where a pre-employment physical was required. No big deal, until the dreaded "dotted-number" game. I asked the nurse, "Is this really necessary? I'm going to fail."

Nurse: "What number do you see?"
Me: "8"
Nurse: "Good. Now what number do you see?"
Me: "72"
Nurse: "What? Okay, now what number?"
Me: "All is see is a bunch of dots."
Nurse: "No. Really. What number?"
Me: "Fine. 349."
Nurse: "Does your job deal at all with color-coding or anything of the sort?"
Me: "No."
Nurse: "Okay. Moving on. Drop your pants, and cough when I tell you to."