This just in Reporter from Real Orange Sets Record for largest bubble wand shoved up his arse.
Thanks folks I'll be here all night. :)
bout time you showed your ugly ass around here again. 
We do the best we can with what we have to work with.
Yes sir it has been a while since I graced everybody with my presence...
Err maybe offended
prostar99
This just in reporter from Real Orange sets Guinness Record for fastest 100m.