Oh please!
You don't actually think repubs are ANY better do you? Please enjoy this video (NSFW but VERY true) for an education into how politics REALLY are in America. To quote the late great George Carlin "You know why they call it "The American Dream"? Because you have to be asleep to believe in it.
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It's called "Chicago Politics" and it is now the law of the land thanks to the Attorney General and Vacation Boy.