theonion.com popular Mar 16, 10 01:00 am — Rich and Lisa Shaw say there were no warning signs that their 300-pound Burmese Python would crush and eat their 3 year old son.
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Mar 16, 10 12:51 pm
oh my friggin GOD.
Sick.
<3 The Onion.
Constantly consuming. Conquer and devour....
Mar 16, 10 03:23 pm
Reply to Gramps:
OMG! I missed that! 
My sex life in a nutshell? My sex life would actually fit in a nutshell. With lots o' room left over. ~S.L.
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