You're in Mississippi? Cool!
At least spelling the name of your state is cool...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den
I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm just tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'. 
Sorry to hear that. 
well I am a 'negative nancy' after all, so I see the bad in everything 
As long as you aren't

we're all good. 
What great photography!
They could have sold that as a photo of Michele Obama or Stevie Wonder, for that matter.
Michelle and Stevie are sex addicts too?!?! OMG! Does anybody else know this?
Assuming this is Tiger ...
I wonder if this is to save a couple hundred million in his divorce .. he's got a disease - he's not responsible ..
or if he is going to help 'save' his marriage ... or
he's trying to save his life .... it's no fun being a popular celebrity
It is him, it's in the local papers and all that he is there, and a friend of mine works at the hospital which the rehab center is related to, and he said someone he works with who works at the sex addiction wing said they met him there.
I tried to get my friends wife to check into rehab there, seduce tiger and then MEAL TICKET! My friend wasn't keen on the idea for some reason. 
EDIT: Oh and this is just typical celebrity behavior, get in trouble, go to rehab, everything is ok. I'm sure he is just trying to be ok in the eyes of the sponsors so he can keep making the easy money even long after his career.
OldRustyBones
just miles from my home, why oh why wasn't I camping out so I could've sold a picture for $500,000 :/ of course then again, I have a soul.