Fell asleep during a face tattoo eh?
How come I don't believe that?
Maybe she suffers from narcolepsy? Would be about the only way, because tattooing hurts like a biatch.
I have to borrow that quote from Zem
"Complete and utter dumbass" is exactly what she is!
Haha! Idjit.
I dunno.
I am thinking of calling shenanigans on this story. Only a heroin addict could sleep through all those tats on the face, and she don't look like no junkie.
Anything over 43 is just silly. Stooopid girl. 
Seems Daddy's little girl has tried to lie her way out of another incident...
Next week she'll tell Daddy that she doesn't know how she got pregnant... she was asleep when Uncle Alan came into her room 
Oh, I think you have this little girl's number down perfectly!
Hi, MizDebz and welcome to Madville! I read your profile and I have a comment about it, some advice for you, I'm not sayin' how I know, but trust me I know...
Gramps thanks for this... how many of these do I put in my vodka???
Phewwwwwwwww... sorry just had another 'Power Surge' get outta the way I got to get naked *fans face*
Nah Gramps I don't react that way because you're looking so sexy... it's the hot flushes that make me want to tear the world apart!!!!
I waz a teenage girl once too... and as a teen I had selective amnesia when I do wrong...it goes with the selective blindness when I'm cleaning up and selective poverty when I need Daddy's wallet... ahhhh being a teenager huh?
My gal was a teen once too, but now she is over 50. I don't know how that happens, but I think time is involved.
My advice is to try it with, and without vodka to see what works best for you. As a Kiwi it might take a stronger formulation to help you, but I just give advice, you are on your own when it comes to figuring out what to do for yourself.
yeah time is the culprit that sent has me through pubity a second time backwards... I have found Black Cohosh was the magic herb for me... I'm almost as normal as I can manage now, thanks for your concern Gramps
ZemRrushe
OMFG.
Ahahahahaha
What a complete and utter dumbass.