No sex with pigs... got it.
fOx
You had to be told that? 
Back in college there were a few nights out at the bars when I needed a buddy to remind me that...
I hope you're referring to fat chicks, not actual pigs. 

You were a skinny young'en weren't you?
Nope, an athlete. 170lbs of solid steel and sex appeal
ain't me 
Well YOU posted it! What were we supposed to think?
peter
The vision of bubble boy comes to mind