I should have a holiday named after me. 
Ahahahaha
Well there is April FOOLS Day... j/k <3 u Zem
If you have a holiday named for you ... be carefull that you dont have to jump into the Volcano to appease the gods.

I'm sure Joe will save me.

Wilson won't, he owes me money. 
Wow, that is pre surgery-addicted Meg Ryan.
She used to be a pretty girl.
Unlike New Orleans, these people had the food and the strength and the vehicles to save themselves, unfortunately, as were the folks in Hurricane Rita, unfortunately. Do not try to blame these failed dams on Obama either as he had no knowledge of their condition, unlike Bush in New Orleans. Do not try to say the deserving poor in New Orleans should have done the same to take care of themselves as the people in the pictures. The New Orleans folks were fully dependent on government, as they should be, and it was Bush's fault that he did not realize that some are able to care for themselves and some are trained not be.
Red River Flooding would be a good name for a rock band, or as a euphemism for that time of the month.
ZemRrushe
Holy frijoles.
It's scary to see an unstoppable natural event like this occurring, but I think it's wonderful how the community has pulled together to help everyone.