Go ahead and laugh, the joke is on all of you who thought the GOP stood for values and moral integrity. (Remember how Bush promised to bring 'em back to the White House?)
How is that candy and flowers situation working out in Iraq these days?
I'm not saying the GOP was good. Frankly they were the lesser of two evils from my standpoint, as with the dems I actually had my rights curtailed in a real and tangible manner, and with the GOP I've just got this shitty framework of crap that is waiting to explode.
As for the article, it's largely content free. I'll sum it up.. Bush = doody head. Al Gore != doody head. We'd be better off with al gore.
Which of course is a load of crap. No president would ahve gotten away without doing something militarily ater 9-11. Even the biggest hippie liberal types were screaming for blood. There is little in the way of a good response to 9-11, so it would have been a different flavor of stupid. Sure, gore might have sounded more eloquent, but itd still be a huge mess.
Putting the entire country to sleep being he is the most boring man alive does not make one more eloquent.
Al would have gone into Afghanistan, he would not have then turned around and hit Iraq as well. Clinton wanted to take out Al Queda in Af. as well, but the REPUBLICAN congress wouldn't support it. Remember when he almost killed Bin Laden with a missile strike? The Republicans were screaming about it.
Anyway, we certainly wouldn't be in as serious a situation as we are today had Gore taken office in 2000.
This should have has a Satire tag. It is about the funniest crock of BS I have ever read in my entire life. If there were such a thing as a president gore, he would have begged Osama for forgivness and offered to play the Muslim call to prayer from the White House loudspeekers. You would all be owning prayer rugs and pork would be illegal. Dems are about surrender and appeasement. I will agree that GW screwed up. He should have nuked a city and said the next one goes off in Meca and Madinah if someone even plans anything else. Case Closed. 
God damn. Will you be my neighbor in my next life?
That is unless Hindis are correct. If they are correct I'd like to come back as your cow.
Psy? would you be my vice president?
But just nuking Mecca and Madinah is not good enough, now wiping out every moon god's mosque would have been a better start and banning their religion from the planet. People might try to label modern radical Christians on the same level as Radical Islam, but they ain't the one strapping bombs on their chests, cutting off people's heads, shooting their own people over minor differences, and killing their own family members over their fake honor.
If the majority of their people disagree with their radical members, then why have they rounded them all up and taken care of their problem? Do they mostly agree, but don't have the guts to strap a bomb on their chests? They only have rallies, if a bunch of their own get killed by one of their wack jobs! Screw 'em
Here is a video of Al Gore attacking the first President Bush over his ignoring of the many connections between terrorism and Saddam. Now, if Gore is correct about this, then Gramps was wrong in his 8,452 posts in which he made fun of the second President Bush for saying there was a connection between terrorism and Saddam.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9JE48XHKG64
By the way, did you see how fat he looked in that video??? 
Democrats saying that Saddam had WMD:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVbu1zBid-o
Don't care if Saddam had WMD, but care that we finish the job and quit playing nice with terrorists. Wipe out their villages that they operate out of and arrest their relatives, since sooner or later you'll get someone they care about.
Al Gore is still talking about global warming in the next century:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjCv41L7N0
(He's lost some weight!)
AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHHAHA AHAHHAHAHH HAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAH
Al Gore says some more crap, but who can stay awake long enough to know what it is?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BjrOi4vF24&mode=related&search=
alGore explains how an individual can help stop global warming.
1. Reduce your use of energy (alGore uses as much energy in a year as 200 average Americans)
2. Buy an energy efficient car (alGore is driven around in a gas hog)
3. Ask: "Is this trip necessary (alGore flies around the world IN A PRIVATE AIRPLANE to bring his message of gloom and doom to the whole world)
4. Lose weight so you will not use as much gasoline (I can't keep a straight face over this one! What a fat ass!!)
In other words BY ALL MEANS, DON'T DO WHAT alGORE DOES!!!!! 
alGore made a big point about the fact that five of the hottest ten years in history occurred in the 1990s. But you don't hear him talking about that any more. Something rather odd happened the other day. If you go to NASA's Web site and look at the "U.S. surface air temperature" rankings for the lower 48 states, you might notice that
something has changed.
Then again, you might not. They're not issuing any press releases about
it. But they have quietly revised their All-Time Hit Parade for U.S.
temperatures. The "hottest year on record" is no longer 1998, but 1934.
Another alleged swelterer, the year 2001, has now dropped out of the Top
10 altogether, and most of the rest of the 21st century ? 2000, 2002,
2003, 2004 ? plummeted even lower down the Hot 100. In fact, every
supposedly hot year from the Nineties and this decade has had its
temperature rating reduced. Four of America's Top 10 hottest years turn
out to be from the 1930s, that notorious decade when we all drove around
in huge SUVs with the air-conditioning on full-blast. If climate change
is, as Al Gore says, the most important issue anyone's ever faced in the
history of anything ever, then Franklin Roosevelt didn't have a word to
say about it.
alGore just acts like he never said that and it doesn't matter anyway!!!
alGore said that global warming was killing all the polar bears.
So why are there five times as many polar bears now than there were in the 1960s?????
I thought alGore was right about everything!
Oh yes, we must be living in a negative universe where everything that is right is wrong and everything that is wrong is eventually said by alGore and repeated by Gramps. 
"But, as Neck Deep explores, deep-seated problems in the U.S. political process and the U.S. news media kept Campaign 2000 close enough so Bush could exploit irregularities in Floridas balloting to snake away with its electoral votes and thus the White House."
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Bush won the vote in Florida. He won nine recounts. He won when the NY Times did a
study of how Gore could have stolen the election!
Bush won!
Grow up!
Get over it!
You lost!!
You are a loser! 
[Comment was edited by ZemRrushe on August 29, 2007 at 06:26:29 PM]
Stretch out the MV page again and you know what's going to happen.
gramps = FAIL HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
"Theres a good chance that more than 3,700 American soldiers would be alive today, along with hundreds of thousands of Iraqis."
Saddam was killing Iraqis at a rate at least five times the rate that they are being killed (mostly by our opponents) today.
(and alGore has a fat ass)
You sure have been pondering Al Gores ass a lot today. 
No one has thanked me for letting them vent their spleens today, but I know they appreciated my throwing them some red meat to chew on.
Here is a review of alGore's stupid movie (I don't recall the name):
In "Al Gore's Zero Emissions Makes Zero Sense," Bryce not only skewered the Global Warmingist in Chief's schlockumentary "An Inconvenient Truth," but he also deliciously mocked all the sycophant devotees of the former vice president that have failed to recognize the obvious as they tour the country professing imminent planetary doom at the hands of a naturally occurring gas that happens to be a necessity to all forms of life.
With that in mind, Bryce marvelously began with one of the world's greatest truisms (emphasis added throughout):
It is the nature of civilization to use energy and it's the nature of liberalism to feel bad about it.
Honestly, have you ever heard any statement that better describes this whole debate?
Fortunately, Bryce wasn't even warmed up yet:
Here's my review: it is an overly simplistic look at a complex problem and it concludes with one of the single stupidest statements ever put on film. Yes, that's harsh criticism. But it's the right one, given that just before the final credits, in a segment addressing what individuals can do about global warming, the following line appears onscreen: "In fact, you can even reduce your carbon emissions to zero."
This statement is so blatantly absurd that I am still stunned, weeks after watching Gore's movie, that none of the dozens of smart people involved in the production of the movie - including, particularly, Gore himself - paused to wonder aloud something to the effect of, "Hey, what about breathing? Don't we produce carbon dioxide through respiration?"
The answer, is yes, we do. Thus, by including the claim that you can "reduce your carbon emissions to zero" the film's producers might as well have hung a sign around Gore's neck that says "I'm an idiot."
Does that mean all of the folks that are buying Gore's snake oil must also be wearing such a sign around their necks?
You fail to realize that criticism of Gore doesn't change the fact that the world is heating up.
Go ahead and put your head in the sand and chalk it up to Gore being fat, Gore being stupid, Gore getting some fact wrong, etc.
None of that matters, because Gore is correct when he says that the Earth is getting warmer, and probably correct when he says that burning fossil fuels is part of the story. You can't change that by finding some flaw in his logic or finding (or pretending to find) some mistake that he made. This issue isn't Gore, it is the climate. The people who have been pretending that it isn't so all these years are the bad guys, they are the liars.
Gore is just the guy who is making us aware of an inconvenient truth, so to speak.::grin::
alGore refuses to debate the issue. Why? Because he would lose! Everybody knows that, especially alGore!
The "scientists" who support him are committing scientific fraud. They are refusing to release their data, data paid for by the US taxpayer. That is fraud. The data belongs to the taxpayer, not the "scientists."
The "scientists" who support this crap refuse to tell us how they arrive at their results. That is scientific fraud! They make excuses like "Why should I give you my data? You are just going to try to prove me wrong." (One of the frauds actually said this!) Real scientists try to prove themselves wrong.
Do a google search and read about the scientific method. Notice there is no mention about "consensus" there. Consensus is NOT a scientific principle. But that's all you get from these frauds. They do not make scientific arguments because they are not scientists. They are frauds.
That idiot in charge of the NASA program made a big stink by attacking Bush saying that he was being muzzled. This is after he had given over 300 public lectures in which he said anything he wanted. If you can't figure that out let me clue you in. HE LIED!!!! He refuses to make a scientific argument because he is not a scientist. He is a fraud.
So what do you attack when they won't make their data public, they won't make their methods public, they won't make any predictions public? You simply point out that they are frauds, and alGore is the head fraud.
This is a political debate, not a scientific debate. The global warming crowd is not doing science, they are just lying. And you are helping them.
It occurs to me that alGore could save the world from global warming. He could go outside and point his enormous fat white ass toward the sun. This would reflect most of the sun's rays back into space, thus cooling the planet.
Of course, he couldn't do this for long else we would enter a new ice age!
He really must do this.
Gore and his followers are so wrong. I should know I was one of them. It's so much easier now that I leave everything to God 2.0 and his only son, Jesus 2.0.
I'm sure there are "stats" or "experts" who can both prove and disprove "Global Warming". I can bet there are "scientific studies" that calculate the sustainability of current levels of pollution. All of this information is false and/or irrelevant.
We live in the here and now. I can't pull my quads with conservation. My boat doesn't run on sustainable living. Oil does not grow on trees. Damn hippies!
The world is going to change. There is nothing anyone of us can do about it.
There was nothing that could have been done about 9/11 because President Bill Clinton had oral sex. It was unavoidable no matter how many people knew about it. Just look at the attack on Pearl Harbor as precedence.
If the impossible was possible and Gore was president at the time there would be laws that everyone of us would need to adopt a family from Darfur, be anally rapped by the entire worlds Islamic/Muslim/Nazi/Communist/Satanic/Gay population daily and subject our children to being processed into food for the population influx caused by the abolishment of the United States border.
When I vote I don't even care who is running. If he is Republican he is the correct choice. My family has always voted republican, they don't make me pay taxes and Democrats worship Satan.
Look, the simple fact is that those in charge are there for a reason. Republicans are masters of rational thought and humbleness. They would never make choices not in the populations best interest, well unless they are Democrats. We should never question or be skeptical...well again unless a Democrat or CNN is involved.
It saddens me that people forget the $200 check we all received from the countries surplus when our Glorious Bush first assumed his presidency. Look at how much better the economy is now. I can afford many more imported Chinese products now. A democrat would have just taken that money and wasted it on education or some other public service boondoggle.
I advise stopping by a Circle K. Buy some Coors. Go home. Turn on NASCAR/AMERICAN IDOL/LOST/FAMILY GUY/THE OREILLY FACTOR and enjoy all the freedoms you have. Freedom was brought to you by Bush and Jesus 2.0..ONLY.
Gramps .. the master baiter ...
I thought Al was left of center and not on the right?
thebaron
hahaahahahha!