Jun 16, 04 10:35 pm
GOLF COURSES????
I thought he was looking for them in the phone book.
Denial, justification, and half truths are the great cures. They cure you of guilt, responsibility, and accountability." -JMZ
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=X6FP7M1A
Jun 16, 04 11:29 pm
I guess admitting that you are a huge media whore is too hard, therefore blaming conservatives ( or "malfunctions", et al) is the way to go.
The CIA must have snuck in and altered her "wardrobe", and installed a nipple ring while she was asleep. What absolute genius!
I used to think Janet as the 'normal' Jackson. I guess the freak gene is just too damn dominant...
My Bologna has a first name. But, it had the misfortune of eating paint chips as a child.
Therefore, he prefers to be called Mort......
Jun 17, 04 12:12 am
Reply to spudlump:
i heard that is one of the new missions on the upcoming splinter cell sequel
HEAR ME NOW! WORDS I VOW! NO F_CKING REGRETS!
F_CK THESE CHAINS! NO G_DDAMN SLAVE! I WILL BE DIFFERENT! -=MacHine HeaD=-
Jun 17, 04 01:26 am
Reply to B_bomb_5:
HAHAHAHA
...hey...that's actually a pretty good idea......
My Bologna has a first name. But, it had the misfortune of eating paint chips as a child.
Therefore, he prefers to be called Mort......
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File this under the same category as OJ looking for the real killers on golf courses.