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Mar 01, 04 01:51 pm
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Since when cant old people get married because they cant have kids? I was raised by a single mother....i think im just fine, ok im completely insane but its not hurting anyone...I dont know this list is pretty lame


 
Mar 01, 04 04:08 pm
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Reply to logikal_x:

the list was a joke dumbass.


 
Mar 01, 04 06:23 pm
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Reply to logikal_x:

ROFL! Makes it 3X funnier!!

"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens." - Hendrix

 



Mar 01, 04 06:29 pm
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Reply to logikal_x:

Please get a dictionary and look up the word "IRONY."


 
Mar 01, 04 11:56 pm
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Reply to logikal_x:

check your sarcasm meter, i think its broken

HEAR ME NOW! WORDS I VOW! NO F_CKING REGRETS! F_CK THESE CHAINS! NO G_DDAMN SLAVE! I WILL BE DIFFERENT! -=MacHine HeaD=-



Mar 01, 04 02:02 pm
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Very funny




Mar 01, 04 03:03 pm
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Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people makes you tall.

I don't hang around fat people or amputees for this very reason.

Denial, justification, and half truths are the great cures. They cure you of guilt, responsibility, and accountability." -JMZ http://www.megavideo.com/?v=X6FP7M1A

 
Mar 01, 04 04:15 pm
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Reply to Jizzmasterzero:

did you ever stop to think that maybe they just don't want to hang out with you?

"it's hard for me, a Jew, to stay in the moment. without the past, where is the guilt? and without the future, where is the dread? and without the guilt and dread, who am i?" ~*~Biff in "Lamb" by Christopher Moore read it bitches.

 
Mar 01, 04 04:54 pm
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Reply to Jizzmasterzero:

ROFL
i'm gonna stop hanging out with amputees now too!

May you always have sand in your shoes and a dollar in your pocket. All you have to do is believe And the skeet will set you free --2 Live Crew,

 
Mar 01, 04 06:30 pm
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Reply to Jizzmasterzero:

My grandfather has no legs, lost them in WW2 after his plane was shot down over Belgium. He trudged for 3 days through a creek in enemy territory making his way back to any allied encampment, even made it through a MINE FIELD. He came out the other end and saw a bunch of signs saying that the way he had just come through had a bunch of mines.. anyway, he got gangrene from walking through the creek, and on the 4th day he was so exhausted he walked up to a local road, no sleep for days, and eventually a car comes racing down guys standing with guns raised... he put his hands up and they started to laugh... fucking frenchmen thought it was funny to mess with him. Anyway, so he ended up going back home a day later, went to the hospital had his right leg removed, and during his recuperation he met a pretty nurse. Week later they removed the other leg and a month after that he married the nurse. They are still married today after 56 years...

Anyway, kinda nuts thinking that I wouldn't be here today had he walked wrong through that mine field...

[Comment was edited by B3AN on March 01, 2004 at 06:32:45 PM]

"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens." - Hendrix

 



Mar 01, 04 06:34 pm
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Reply to Jizzmasterzero:

This is one of those links where the comments are more entertaining than the article.

But I never did get the concept that a gay relationship of whatever type somehow had an impact on other people's relationship or marriage. Maybe that is because I am a tall person who grew up around mostly short people.


 
Mar 01, 04 08:42 pm
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Reply to celtica:

LMFAO!!! Well, honestly I've nevar actually tried to hang out with an amputee. I know a guy thats missing a finger. Maybe I'll drop by his work tomorrow, and say "whats up?"

Denial, justification, and half truths are the great cures. They cure you of guilt, responsibility, and accountability." -JMZ http://www.megavideo.com/?v=X6FP7M1A

 
Mar 02, 04 01:53 am
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Reply to Jizzmasterzero:

Or, just to hold up your hand and say "Gimme four, dude!"

My Bologna has a first name. But, it had the misfortune of eating paint chips as a child. Therefore, he prefers to be called Mort......

 
Mar 02, 04 04:24 pm
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Reply to spudlump:

LMFAO!
It would be more like "Gimmie 3 and a half Stubby!"

Denial, justification, and half truths are the great cures. They cure you of guilt, responsibility, and accountability." -JMZ http://www.megavideo.com/?v=X6FP7M1A



Mar 01, 04 06:10 pm
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I enjoyed this list very much.

"Free User" means that I'm Canadian, not American.



Mar 01, 04 06:33 pm
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LOL FAGS

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Mar 01, 04 07:43 pm
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how the heck does hanging out with tall people make you tall?


i think the whole list is gayer than rosie's wedding


 



Mar 01, 04 09:58 pm
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Reply to logikal_x:

I can see that this is difficult for you.
Hang in there
I didn't get to be tall from hanging out with tall people.
I am not gay, but not sure if it is because I mostly hung out with straight people.
I am not sure if the people I hung out with were really straight for that matter.
The less you stress out over other peoples sexuality, the better off you will be.
Who cares, anyway?


 
Mar 02, 04 09:16 am
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The less you stress out over other peoples sexuality, the better off you will be.
Who cares, anyway?

Well, if it involved Bill Clinton and a rape charge, then we should all care.

Denial, justification, and half truths are the great cures. They cure you of guilt, responsibility, and accountability." -JMZ http://www.megavideo.com/?v=X6FP7M1A


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