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Sep 30, 03 11:46 am
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161...
wow, that's 161 more than i will ever drink in my life.

mostly tired.

 
Sep 30, 03 01:36 pm
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Reply to eve804:

/high fives, same here.

130.4999999

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Sep 30, 03 11:55 am
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ACK! 279 can's in one sitting???? I would think the bursting of your stomach would kill you quicker.

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Sep 30, 03 12:22 pm
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Reply to ForecastMantis:

230 Cans??? thats like 10 cases. No Freakin Way can I drink that much Dew.


 
Sep 30, 03 12:22 pm
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Reply to ForecastMantis:

I weigh 165 pounds and the calculator said it would take 4.7 cans to kill me? Man, I'm going to test this over lunch!!!!

In my country, the penalty for jumping off a building is death.

 
Sep 30, 03 12:51 pm
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Reply to fOx:

204.74999985 cans try it agian

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Sep 30, 03 03:14 pm
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Reply to Oz:

My bad!!! The number was so big the two got hidden. Thanks for pointing it out tho OZ!!!

fOx

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Sep 30, 03 12:30 pm
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322.6

<cfgawd>

 
Sep 30, 03 04:39 pm
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Reply to xENo:

Good god you are fat!

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Sep 30, 03 11:44 pm
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Reply to ironix:

And everyone with over 300+ cans will just have to sit on you to see if you comment is true

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Sep 30, 03 12:43 pm
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It would take 119.12727264 of 12 oz cans of Mountain Dew ingested in one sitting to kill me.

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Sep 30, 03 12:45 pm
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316 and some change.


 
Sep 30, 03 04:39 pm
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Reply to Jaymz:

Looks like you could use a serious diet.

"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation." Oscar Wilde, De Profundis, 1905

 
Sep 30, 03 10:22 pm
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Reply to ironix:

cute. two responses to those you think are 'fat', yet you haven't posted your answer yet. very cool.

fag.

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Oct 01, 03 01:12 am
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Reply to mookster:

I am a faggot thank you very much.

167.52272714999998 cans.

"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation." Oscar Wilde, De Profundis, 1905



Sep 30, 03 01:18 pm
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130.29545445 cans in one sitting at 105 pounds.

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Sep 30, 03 01:23 pm
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I can't afford that much Dew.
Imagine the awesome belches you can muster after sucking down that much carbonation.

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Sep 30, 03 02:03 pm
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Way to freaking many.. I would die from bursting my stomach well before dieing from the dew.

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Sep 30, 03 04:20 pm
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umm now the funny thing is, is that death by brain hemeorage(sp?) (basically your cells absorb so much water they expand and your brain just...well explodes) or overall caffine consumption.

Either way its a good way to get girls to tell you how much they weigh
So if you ever meet someone on the internet who's like here's my supermodel picture, have them try that, maybe they actually need 400+ cans to kill them

[Comment was edited by mega on September 30, 2003 at 04:21:14 PM]

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Sep 30, 03 07:36 pm
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173.7272726 for me!




Sep 30, 03 10:10 pm
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It would take 260 12 oz cans of Mountain Dew ingested in one sitting to kill you.

Denial, justification, and half truths are the great cures. They cure you of guilt, responsibility, and accountability." -JMZ http://www.megavideo.com/?v=X6FP7M1A



Sep 30, 03 10:25 pm
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496.363636

Call me fat now. Because I don't weigh as much as the amount of cock somebody is sucking on a weekly basis.

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Sep 30, 03 11:51 pm
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174.96818169

I'm either the biggest or the most honest gal on Madville. Possibly both.

LOL!



[Comment was edited by froguana on September 30, 2003 at 11:52:02 PM]


 
Oct 01, 03 01:14 am
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Reply to froguana:

Pfffft...I weighed that when I was 14. You're a light weight. ::grin::

Denial, justification, and half truths are the great cures. They cure you of guilt, responsibility, and accountability." -JMZ http://www.megavideo.com/?v=X6FP7M1A



Oct 01, 03 01:31 am
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241.9

Damn that's a lot of Dew!



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