That is almost funnier!
GOOD FIND NEWFIE, I'LL SHARE WHAT I FOUND HERE:
Q: Whats the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead frenchman in the road?
A:There are skid marks in front of the dog.
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Two frenchmen were walking in the woods when they came across a sheep with it's head stuck in a fence.
The one pulls down his pants & does the sheep.
Then he turns to his buddy and said, "Ok it's your turn."
So his buddy sticks his head in the fence.
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A Englishman, American, and Frenchman are driving through the desert when their car breaks down. Each of them agrees to take one item as they have to continue through the desert on foot.
The Englishman and Frenchman ask the American what he is going to take.
He said, "the water in case I get thirsty."
They said that's cool.
The American and Frenchman ask the Englishman what he is going to take.
He said, "the food in case I get hungry."
They said that's cool.
The American and the Englishman ask the Frenchman what he is going to take.
He said, "the car door in case I get hot all I have to do is roll down the window."
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A blonde was telling a priest a French joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, 'Don't you know I'm French?'
'Oh, I'm sorry,' the blonde apologizes, 'do you want me to start over and talk slower?
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Some of these were formally pollock jokes but I think France is the new winner of the 'Worlds Stupidest Nation' award.
Now that my friend is not only truthful but, hilarious!!!!
Repost.. was several months back.. but a repost none the less. Maybe they should make the dedicated link readers moderators!
thebaron
Haahhahaa that is classic!