linkfroggy.com popular Dec 19, 11 05:26 pm — Santas behaving badly. Egg nog tastes much worse the second time around, and they probably gotten a bit too much.
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Dec 19, 11 07:54 pm
Reply to steamed:
Merry Christmas steamed!
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Dec 19, 11 09:39 pm
Reply to zekej3:
Ho Ho Ho, Merr.. err Happy Holidays!
Give a man a fish and he will become a government dependent progressive voter. Teach a man to fish and he become a self sufficient and conservative Angel of Satan. Biden 3:24
Dec 20, 11 01:03 am
Reply to steamed:
Yah Merry Christmas, i hope all that good karma and goodwill toward man comes back to you 10 fold this coming year.
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Santa is getting loaded because he is a 99 percenter (he gives all his wealth away in the form of Wicca holiday gifts) and his, and Christmas tree farmer's, job opportunities are waning due to the slow and proper elimination of Christians and their fairy tale beliefs, as well the Bush destruction of the consumer economy. Drinking is just one of the reasons that banning Santa is encouraged. If he is not totally banned at least he (as the sexists prefer, why no "she?") should not be allowed to utter the foul "Merry Christmas," especially while loaded. We have got to stop the horror in China.
Down at the strip joint is old St. Nick, strippers heels on the dance floor go click, click, click.