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Sep 20, 11 11:46 pm
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So:

1. Measure near armpits

2. Slap some boobs

3. Measure across chest

4. Profit!




Sep 21, 11 12:20 am
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Prolly can't hurt any worse than getting surgery.

Ultimate Link Whore



Sep 21, 11 01:26 am
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slapping also works to firm and enhance other parts of the body

I know a certain somebody who will probably never need a butt lift.

My sex life in a nutshell? My sex life would actually fit in a nutshell. With lots o' room left over. ~S.L.

 
Sep 22, 11 03:48 am
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Reply to Maude_Lynne:

And has birthday spanks coming up soon?

Ultimate Link Whore

 
Sep 22, 11 11:30 am
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Reply to Gramps:

You know it. Yay, me!

My sex life in a nutshell? My sex life would actually fit in a nutshell. With lots o' room left over. ~S.L.


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