Did or does your mom ever serve chipped beef on toast for dinner? Now one can literally eat "shit on a shingle". Not that one couldn't before, but I think you know what I mean.
Hey Grandpa, what's for dinner? Uhhhhm, uhhh.
I would rather eat Soylent Green....
"It's people. Soylent Green is made out of people."
And people are full of shit.
I heard about this on the radio today. The Crap Burger. 
zekej3
I bet it tastes like shit.