My Dad never texted me but he did however impart the same advice when I was kind of aggravated with my roommate: "Punch her in the gut and then roundhouse her in the temple."
My sex life in a nutshell? My sex life would actually fit in a nutshell. With lots o' room left over. ~S.L.
Gramps
I don't text much, but I never do it like these galoots, and I never use all caps.