Feb 11, 11 01:25 pm
'This tiny vibrator is disguised as a bemused and depressed French chef. I 19m not sure how effective of a disguise that is, as while it 19s true it doesn 19t look like a vibrator it doesn 19t really look like anything else either, which will inevitably lead to questions when it falls out of your purse.'
I don't know anyone that carries a vibrator in their purse.
Constantly consuming. Conquer and devour....
Feb 11, 11 02:34 pm
Reply to ZemRrushe:
Your acquaintances are all boring.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Feb 11, 11 05:45 pm
Reply to zekej3:
They are not!
They all invest in carry-cases.
Constantly consuming. Conquer and devour....
Feb 11, 11 09:43 pm
Reply to ZemRrushe:
Or have pockets! 
My sex life in a nutshell? My sex life would actually fit in a nutshell. With lots o' room left over. ~S.L.
Feb 12, 11 10:15 am
That last one is some scary shi_ what is this World cumming too?
It is what it is...
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