Must be Blended Scotch then! Single Malt Scotch drinkers are into Startrek (Memory of Scotty), Heinlein, and Military SF in general! At least I am! 
I drink Scotch. I don't really enjoy reading unless its something fast-car related, bouncing-boob related, firearms related, etc.
I drink Water mostly now so what does that mean?.well I used to favor a beer or two or three.
*raiseshand* - Is currently sipping on a Scotch.

Shall I compare thee to a summers day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summers lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimmd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or natures changing course untrimmd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;
Nor shall Death brag thou wanderst in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou growest:
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this and this gives life to thee.
If this were anything other than a Scotch related post I would simply call you The Ghey and move on.
However - *raises glass*
sir!

ZemRrushe
Scotch drinkers = sonnet readers?
Really?
Really?