I saw this on the internets a while back and I really like the one about which game is good to play with a baby (peek-a-boo) and which game is not (chess). 
Thanks Zem! I surely would have gotten a few of these wrong had you not posted this. Especially the nursing baby one.
Maude_Lynne
A German fellow I know slept in a dresser drawer when he was an infant.